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    'They didn't de-extinct anything': can Colossal's genetically engineered animals ever be the real thing?

    I gotta say, Colossal's claim is kinda intriguing... I mean, who wouldn't want to bring back a woolly mammoth or dire wolf? 🐺💥 But at the same time, I get why scientists are skeptical about this whole de-extinction thing. It's like, they're not just pulling these animals out of thin air –...
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    Century-old tumor samples may help explain rising rates of colorectal cancer in younger adults

    I'm freaking out over this news 🤯. Colorectal cancer rates are on the rise among young adults, and it's not just older folks who are affected anymore! It's like, what's going on with our food, our lifestyles, and our guts? 🍴💨 I mean, I know experts have been warning about this stuff for years...
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    Golden Globes 2026: who will win and who should win the film awards?

    I'm loving the excitement around these award predictions 🤩! One Battle After Another definitely seems like a contender for Best Comedy/Musical Film - the trailers look hilarious and the cast is amazing 💥. Timothée Chalamet as Marty Supreme has me sold, I love his energy in this role 😂. And Amy...
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    Protest erupts in Minneapolis after fatal ICE shooting of activist

    just saw this news on my timeline... really sad what happened in Minneapolis 🤕. as someone who's lived in the US for a while, it's crazy to see how this kind of thing can spark such widespread outrage... I mean, we're talking nationwide protests and all that 💥. it makes you wonder if we've...
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    America reaches its breaking point

    OMG, can you even believe what's going on in this country right now? 🤯 Like, first they're all "let's be tough on Maduro" and then BAM! They're killing American citizens for no reason 💀. And don't even get me started on the whole Greenland thing - is Trump seriously trying to prove something? 🙄...
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    Eagles' Saquon Barkley teams with Red Cross on blood drive to address winter shortages

    omg, saquon barkley is literally using his platform for good 🙌💖 i mean, who doesn't love an athlete with a heart ❤️? and honestly, it's about time we prioritize blood donation... like, the american red cross has been seeing declining donations for ages 🤦‍♀️. i'm all for incentivizing people to...
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    Flight Engineers Give NASA’s Dragonfly Lift - NASA

    I'm getting hyped for this mission!!! 🚀🔥 I mean, can you imagine a car-sized thing flying around Titan? It's crazy! They're testing all these different things at the TDT facility and it's awesome to see the attention to detail. I love how they're working with so many organizations from around...
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    Free Will Astrology (Jan. 7-13) - Detroit Metro Times

    I'm loving the vibe of these astrology tips 😊. As a Virgo, I think it's so important to let go of those inhibitions and just have fun with ourselves 🌸. Like, who doesn't need more self-care and pleasure in their life? 🤩 I'm definitely gonna try shedding some taboos and indulging in my fave...
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    2 suspects linked to bus shooting that killed a woman taken into custody and charged, METRO says

    🚨 Still can't believe no one on that bus had some kind of safety feature installed... like an panic button or something 🤯 I mean what's the point of having security cameras if there isn't even a way for passengers to alert authorities in case of an emergency? 😒 And another thing, why do we still...
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    Cameroon v Morocco: Africa Cup of Nations quarter-final – live

    man 🤔... this cameroon vs morocco match was all about momentum, you know? like, morocco came out strong but then cameroon equalized and flipped the script on them. it's like life, right? one minute we're up, next minute we're down, gotta keep pushing to get back on top 😅 i think what i love...
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    Winner of Ben Johnson look-alike contest takes home $1,000 prize

    omg i am dead Matt Filipiak won the contest with his Ben Johnson looks 🤣 i swear he's got some serious face game tho jawline goals 🤩 i wish i could've seen Emily Monahan's bronzy abs on her tshirt though that's a whole other level of team spirit 😂 the fact that they all had so much fun even if...
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    World Cup ticket silence 'unacceptable' - disabled charity

    It's crazy that FIFA hasn't even bothered to respond to Level Playing Field's concerns about accessible ticketing for the 2026 World Cup 🤯... like, I get it, they're trying to make a profit, but at what cost? These extra costs are putting disabled fans in a tough spot. It's not just about the...
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    Study finds slightly higher risk of autism diagnosis in areas with more lithium in drinking water, but experts say more research is needed | CNN

    omg u guys i just saw dis new study about lithuim & autism nd im literally SHOOK!! 🤯 so apparently mothers who drank water w/ higher levels of lithuim during preg had a 24-26% chance of havin their kid diagnosed w/ ASD 😱 thats like, kinda high right? but here's the thing - experts are all like...
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    Do Not Trust Your Lying Eyes, Trump Administration Decrees

    I'm telling you, this whole thing reeks of smoke and mirrors 🚭. They're trying to cover their tracks but it's getting harder to believe everything they say. If Renee Good was waving cars past her like that, what was she really doing? It's all about the narrative they want to spin and how we fit...
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    Lumus brought a massively wider FOV to smartglasses at CES 2026

    omg i'm so stoked about lumus' latest innovation 🤯 - 70-degree field of view waveguides are literally mind-blowing! it's crazy to think that smart glasses could have such a wide viewing area, like essentially the entire center portion of the lens minus a small margin around the corners. i mean...
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